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Slip this soft, garment-dyed tee on and feel like you've walked into a secret campus society devoted to the mythic and the misremembered. The faded, lived-in color and heavyweight cotton give it the weight of an old favorite — the kind you reach for when you want to blend into trailhead conversations or linger at late-night bonfires. The playful “Squatchitis” collegiate vibe reads like a private joke among field researchers, forest commuters, and weekend wanderers. Wear it with cuffed jeans and a thermos, or layered under a flannel before an autumn hike. The relaxed fit and pre-shrunk, tubular knit keep the silhouette centered and comfortable, so you can focus on tracking footprints or trading tall tales. This shirt ages with you; the garment-dyed finish softens over washes and becomes more personal with every memory you make in it — from dusk on the ridge to coffee at dawn on the porch.
Theme/Features: Collegiate Bigfoot/sasquatch parody, vintage faded look, outdoorsy secret-society vibe
Target Audience: Forest hikers, folklore fans, weekend adventurers, college nostalgia lovers
Occasions: Trail days, campfire nights, autumn hikes, folklore meetups, casual campus wear
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, soft wear
- Garment-dyed finish for a broken-in, vintage feel
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for lasting comfort
- Tubular knit without side seams for smooth drape and reduced waste
- Sizes S–4XL with double-needle stitching for strength and longevity
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Bigfoot Sasquatch & son University Shirt | Squatchitis Top Secret College Tee
$28.95
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