Squatchitis Top Secret University Research Dept. Long Sleeve Tee
Red / S
$39.95
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This long-sleeve tee brings a wink of campus mystery to your everyday wardrobe. ‘Squatchitis Top Secret — University Research Dept.’ looks like an old collegiate crest that’s been scribbled into the margins of field notes: equal parts curious and conspiratorial. Soft, midweight cotton with a vintage hand wraps around you like a favorite notebook. Wear it on a foggy morning hike, while leafing through cryptid lore by lamplight, or to informal gatherings where a knowing smile and a quiet joke do the talking. The understated, archival-style print reads like an insider badge — it invites questions and starts conversations without shouting. For adults who keep a private laugh for the uncanny, this tee lands in that sweet spot between comfort and character.
Product features
- Midweight, vintage-feel cotton for cozy yet structured wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and reduced waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Available in various cotton blends depending on color; meets EU REACH standards
- Classic fit with sewn-in label; note: runs smaller than usual
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron
Squatchitis Top Secret University Research Dept. Long Sleeve Tee
$39.95
Sale price
$39.95
Regular price
Product features
- Midweight, vintage-feel cotton for cozy yet structured wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and reduced waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Available in various cotton blends depending on color; meets EU REACH standards
- Classic fit with sewn-in label; note: runs smaller than usual
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron