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Wear the secret with a wink. This soft, lightweight tee carries the tongue-in-cheek spirit of a fictional “STSU Squatchitis Top Secret University” — like a campus sweatshirt for people who prefer late-night stakeouts, forest lore, and laughter around a flickering camp lantern. The fabric drapes gently, so the design reads clearly without feeling stiff. Slip it on for long drives to trailheads, for low-key campus reunions, or to trade tall tales at a backyard bonfire. It’s casual, quietly confident, and made to move with whatever hunt or hangout you’ve planned.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner look and less waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching
- DTG front print with optional DTF sleeve/neck prints for crisp, durable graphics
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certification for all-day comfort and safety
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Squatchitis Top Secret University Shirt | T-Shirt
$25.16
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$25.16
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